This normally happens a couple of times a week: a random window pops up with some name I don’t recognize and I just hit the decline button. Today, however, I engaged. I decided to play along as if I were Peter Griffin. (This will be best experienced if you read my part with that inflection.)

IM with sexygurl0117

sexygurl0117: heya.

me: Hi there

sexygurl0117: Hey what’s up? 24/F here. You?

me: 347/J

sexygurl0117: Hmm. Have we talked before?

me: Perhaps a couple of times when I was on Naboo. But Probably not since then. My connection has been spotty.

sexygurl0117: Oh sorry. I wasn’t sure. But anyways.. What are you up to?

me: You know, the usual… something, something, something, dark side kinda stuff.

sexygurl0117: Ooo. Im like sooo bored.

sexygurl0117: Hey i got a idea. I want to get on my cam. Do you want to watch?

me: Me too. We should get a bottle of absinthe and slay some banthas.

sexygurl0117: NO i am not a bot

me: Me either.

me: I’m a real boy.

sexygurl0117: Yeah? Ok you do have to signup for free because its connected through a site so i cant be recorded. Ok?

me: What’s a site?

sexygurl0117: K babe. Its real simple

me: What’s a babe?

sexygurl0117: http://redacted.url/6/nikki go there then at the top of the page click on the gold button at the top that says JOIN FREE. K?

me: Confusing me, you are.

sexygurl0117: Also when you signup it asks for a credit card to verify your age.

me: God, I just busted a nut. Thanks for playing Jedi with me.

sexygurl0117: It will not charge the card at all. Not even 1 penny. Its just to make sure that your over 18. Alright?

me: You are way better than all of my other role playing friends.

me: Do you have a Princess Leia slave bikini?

sexygurl0117: K. When you get finished and logged in then view my cam and we can have some fun!!!

me: I like that slave bikini. That was some hot stuff.

sexygurl0117: If you tip me some gold or join me in private I will do anything you ask me to.

sexygurl0117 is now offline.