“The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.”

This sums up how the new iPhone 3G is performing for me:

Contrary to popular belief, I am alive. Once upon a time I used to write here every day. My work life changed—I wrote less. My personal life changed—I stopped writing completely. One day I will start again. Until then, small doses can be found on Twitter (when it works) and Flickr.