Nick Sacy
anna and i made a deal. poopoo in the potty = a disney princess dress for her.

Terry Eaton
you manipulative fucker!

Nick Sacy
i can’t believe i have to bribe my daughter to make her shit in the toilet

Terry Eaton
hahaha
I hope she poops in your shoe and asks for a My Little Pony

Nick Sacy
i’d give her one for that. or, i’d buy her two dresses if she shits in her mom’s shoe

Terry Eaton
:)

Him: sup, yo?

Me: On my way to Boulder, CO. I quit and I stole this laptop.

Him: 15 days to Europa, baby!

Me: Europa?

Him: Uh… cool.

Me: Didn’t they sing final countdown

Him: I don’t know about that. http://www.eclipse.org/europa/

Me: And we are excited about this because?

Him: Eclipse is the future, dog.

Me: Future of what?

Him: Software Development

Me: (I actually prefer working in VS.NET… how shitty is that?)

Him: You just don’t know what you’re talking about, that’s all.

Me: Do they send out free t-shirts when it’s released?

Him: if you write a review.

Me: Get me one.

Him: write a review

Me: I’ll pretend to be excited.

Him: yeah—you just wait.

Me: Does it have to pander and be positive even if I don’t like it? Will I get a free shirt for saying it licks balls?

Him: Probably not—because that would be a lie. Because it doesn’t lick balls.

Me: I wouldn’t give someone a shirt if they said my stuff licks balls.

Him: Although, it does everything else, so why not? I may write the lick balls plugin.

Is a blender full more than two servings?

I feel like I have drank three or four. Whoa! I think it is time to put the keyboard down.

Now it’s definitely not the best margarita ever. My stomach hurts.

Edit: Okay, whatever it was, it’s gone now. The woman still maintains it was the best ever. She’s vowing that I would get a fivespot stuffed down into my Jockeys as she sits there smoking her Dominican cigar. I guess that means it was pretty good.