Tom: Would you buy/wear a codpiece with the Killer ★ Effect logo on it? :)

Me: I think my bondage club specifically prohibits ads of any kind on my junk.

Me: Did you find a place that specializes?

Tom: Not yet. But I’m sure I can.

Me: Maybe if you could get just a stamped logo on black leather. Yeah… and some fluorescent green piping accents. I could rock that.

Tom: /noted

Me: You should wear one.

Me: Made of breaded chicken breast meat emblazoned with chocolate stars.