The Rules
From Ernie regarding this weekend’s sailfishing trip:
Below I will list some of the rules of the boat. These rules are strictly adhered too, and there are no excuses for not following them.
- Man up bitch! You will get screamed at when fighting a fish, and if you mess up during the fight, you will get screamed at even more.
- Don’t get sea sick! If you think you may get sea sick, then take some Dramamine that morning. If not, then I guess you’ll be chumming for us.
- There is a morning ritual when going on your first sail trip. 1 shot of Zambuca. That will get the juices flowing and prepare you for the ride ahead.
- If you have some kind of waterproof jacket (Wind breaker, rain jacket, etc.) Bring It! Chances are we are going to get wet on the way out there.
- Try to wear shoes or sandals without black soles. If you have non-marking shoes, that’s best.
- Bring a hat, sunblock, tampoons, etc. Whatever you need to get through a day on the boat.
