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The Rules

From Ernie regarding this weekend’s sailfishing trip:

Below I will list some of the rules of the boat. These rules are strictly adhered too, and there are no excuses for not following them.

  1. Man up bitch! You will get screamed at when fighting a fish, and if you mess up during the fight, you will get screamed at even more.
  2. Don’t get sea sick! If you think you may get sea sick, then take some Dramamine that morning. If not, then I guess you’ll be chumming for us.
  3. There is a morning ritual when going on your first sail trip. 1 shot of Zambuca. That will get the juices flowing and prepare you for the ride ahead.
  4. If you have some kind of waterproof jacket (Wind breaker, rain jacket, etc.) Bring It! Chances are we are going to get wet on the way out there.
  5. Try to wear shoes or sandals without black soles. If you have non-marking shoes, that’s best.
  6. Bring a hat, sunblock, tampoons, etc. Whatever you need to get through a day on the boat.

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