Eaton Raw
It is worthy of mentioning, although it may be of no concern to you, that the ButtonMonkey is at the lightest weight he has been in years and still steadily losing. The wife and I have been consuming raw organic fruits and vegetables and nothing else. That’s right, children, nothing cooked.
Bread?
Nope.
Popcorn?
No. Raw. Fruits. And. Vegetables.
Steamed?
Nope. Not steamed. Steamed isn’t raw. I said raw; as in the way it grew right up out of the dirt.
I didn’t intentionally set out to lose weight or anything like that at all. It’s a bi-product of eating this way. Mrs. ButtonMonkey decided she was going to start doing this and I followed suit to make it simpler. I am one of those people that feel food is to sustain, not entertain, so it isn’t hard for me to do. And as a bonus, it will help me in my lifelong ambition to become an underwear model.
And one more thing… don’t tell me I need protein or I will punch you in your fucking nose. After all, I didn’t tell you to put down the pie.