Free Stickers

There is still a rather large quantity of ButtonMonkey crosshair stickers left if anyone would like some. I suppose it is time to actually try and give them out as they are just sitting in a box in my closet.
It is kind of abstract and some people can’t see it so let me say it here—no, it is not a map, it is a stylized howling monkey in someone’s crosshairs. Whew. I feel much better getting that out of the way. I think the confusion comes from having the name run up the side. People hold the sticker out with the name horizontally and the monkey must get lost.
Occasionally they have popped up on historic landmarks, street signs, gas pumps, bathroom stalls, dumpsters, pay phones and various other stick-able surfaces in many countries on Earth.
The remaining pile is a situation I am reminded of by Mrs. ButtonMonkey any time the large container of stickers falls on someone’s toe, or occupies a space in my closet that would be better occupied by something else.
Come on, you know you want to make the world just a little more orange than it was the day before and I am here to help you. and I will reply with a physical address for you to send your self-addressed, stamped envelope. In a few days you will receive ten shiny, new stickers to plaster all over your town. Want more than ten? No problem send more self-addressed, stamped envelopes. (I can only get away with sending about ten on one stamp.) I know, I know, last time I sent them out myself to anyone that wanted them but that started getting expensive.
