Go here for my new take on the Terri Schiavo case. (Like you care.)

Also, Nick has a 10GB iPod for sale for $200. Buy it, you cheap bastard.

Update: I swallowed a gnat walking home from work. (Like you care.)

“Mom, can I play Playstation?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because I am tired of looking at it.”

“You don’t have to look at it. You can go upstairs and love dad—or he can love you—whichever.”

I have no idea where that came from.

2003 World Champion Florida Marlins. Oh yeah!