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Naked Third Eye

If I had three eyes, all symmetrically in a line across the middle of my face, how would the middle one behave? Would it always look straight ahead in the fixed, lazy-eye position? Would it only move slightly from side to side, a shallow, retarded version of its stronger brethren?

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3 Responses to “Naked Third Eye”

  1. nick Says:
    October 27th, 2003 at 7:17 pm

    isn’t the middle one supposed to look in on your soul or some shit? that’d look extra-weird.

  2. Nikki Says:
    October 27th, 2003 at 7:19 pm

    And would you need a third prescription lens for that one? Or would it have 20/20?

  3. Jim Says:
    October 29th, 2003 at 4:48 pm

    I think when you looked right, it would look left. When you looked left, it would dart right. Up, down. Down, up.

    It’d be watching your back.

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