I saw:

• Two middle-aged women shuffling
• A field of one million dragonflies
• Numerous SUVs driving the same block I am walking to take children to school or run to the grocery store
• One thousand screeching, wild, kamikaze parrots
• One empty box of Magnum condoms that had been tossed gingerly into the grass by someone in a passing car

What did you see? Oh… What’s that? You were too busy tossing your condom box from the window of your Hummer/Navigator/Yukon/Expedition? That’s just as well, if you walked too, the sidewalks would be crowded.

Technically this entry on ButtonMonkey.com isn’t an online bulletin board as depicted in this article but the quotes are mostly accurate. (I don’t think my version had the rosy ending with us going back in to the store—it was far more bleak and apocalyptic.)