I was going to do some redesign thing because it’s my birthday—but fuck it—it’s my birthday.

What is he babbling on about?

“My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth.”

- California Governor Gray Davis

Maybe Gary Coleman actually is a legitimate candidate for the California governorship. I’m sure he knows that there aren’t planets on Earth.

As the article’s title suggests, he seems to have lost touch with more than just voters.