Activity Log
In viewing the Movable Type Activity Log, I have noticed people are looking for some strange shit with that little search box on the left. I have seen searches for:
- homemade porn for sale (I don’t have any… for sale, that is.)
- homemade tattoo machines (I don’t have any that are of the homemade variety.)
- tattoo
- penis, spank and various other masturbatory items
- guano and/or bat shit
- __earth (I have absolutely NO idea what this person was looking for.)
These queries have further cemented my belief that this site is frequented by scholars and intellectual types.

August 26th, 2003 at 9:53 am
g1v3 m3 j00 warez and teh spank pr0n. Preferably homemade, if you have it.
August 26th, 2003 at 9:55 am
hahaha!
August 26th, 2003 at 1:28 pm
Sorry about the whole penis/masturbation search thing. I had no idea you were logging this stuff.
August 26th, 2003 at 8:44 pm
Masturbatory Items……..sounds like a great name for a band
August 27th, 2003 at 5:13 pm
Yeah, what the hell? You log all this? Did you get the search about fat naked aunts and uncles? … Yeah me neither.
August 27th, 2003 at 5:23 pm
I don’t log it, Movable Type does. It’s just there for me to marvel at occasionally.
August 27th, 2003 at 8:44 pm
lol, about “__earth” i’ve got the wrong box BUT I POSITIVELY didn’t search for any of the said thing.