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Activity Log

In viewing the Movable Type Activity Log, I have noticed people are looking for some strange shit with that little search box on the left. I have seen searches for:

  • homemade porn for sale (I don’t have any… for sale, that is.)
  • homemade tattoo machines (I don’t have any that are of the homemade variety.)
  • tattoo
  • penis, spank and various other masturbatory items
  • guano and/or bat shit
  • __earth (I have absolutely NO idea what this person was looking for.)

These queries have further cemented my belief that this site is frequented by scholars and intellectual types.

7 Responses to “Activity Log”

  1. Joshua Says:

    g1v3 m3 j00 warez and teh spank pr0n. Preferably homemade, if you have it.

  2. Terry Eaton Says:

    hahaha!

  3. Jim Says:

    Sorry about the whole penis/masturbation search thing. I had no idea you were logging this stuff.

  4. jim Says:

    Masturbatory Items……..sounds like a great name for a band

  5. Don Says:

    Yeah, what the hell? You log all this? Did you get the search about fat naked aunts and uncles? … Yeah me neither.

  6. Terry Eaton Says:

    I don’t log it, Movable Type does. It’s just there for me to marvel at occasionally.

  7. __earth Says:

    lol, about “__earth” i’ve got the wrong box BUT I POSITIVELY didn’t search for any of the said thing.

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