A chronicle of one man’s journey taking Pro Solution Pills. (They were voted #1 penis enlargement pill on the net. That’s funny… I was voted number one thirty-something guy in Florida who calls himself ButtonMonkey on the net. I also really hate the term net, too, morons.)

For some reason—and maybe it’s the pessimist in me talking—I don’t expect to see great things from this experiment.

Possibly overheard:

“Oh just come home—you know you want to pack my box.”

In viewing the Movable Type Activity Log, I have noticed people are looking for some strange shit with that little search box on the left. I have seen searches for:

• homemade porn for sale (I don’t have any… for sale, that is.)
• homemade tattoo machines (I don’t have any that are of the homemade variety.)
• tattoo
• penis, spank and various other masturbatory items
• guano and/or bat shit
• __earth (I have absolutely NO idea what this person was looking for.)

These queries have further cemented my belief that this site is frequented by scholars and intellectual types.