“Is our stock price up to $50 yet?”

“Ummmm… Do you really need to ask that question? Do you want to know how you will be able to tell when that happens?”

“How?”

“You will walk into this room and there will not be anyone to ask ‘Is our stock price up to $50 yet?’ to. We will have all started our year-long vacations.”

Nude photos of Michael Jackson have surfaced at fluttergirl.com.

Somehow I am certain this will answer all sorts of questions about his sexual preference and moreover, his anatomy.

It would appear that we live in a time ripe and festering with irony.

U.S. Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz warned foreigners on Monday not to interfere in Iraq…

Oh no he didn’t.