President Shits Diamond
WASHINGTON – This week the President’s overly tightened sphincter caused him to expel a diamond from his ass. It also resulted in this news item.
Christ, man, leave people alone. If two men or two women want to get married then just let them. What’s next from this uptight, puritanical regime?
July 31st, 2003 at 5:13 pm
First to go is sexuality. Next comes faith. After that, we are living in 1980s Russia.
July 31st, 2003 at 11:31 pm
I couldn’t have said it better myself. When Bush came “into power” I thought he was an idiot doing everything he could to keep the rich happy and his richest donors happy. Now, I think he’s a really stupid f*cking idiot trying everything he can to keep the wrong people happy.
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:37 pm
On an unrelated note, I just won a dubious bet. I gambled with one good friend that another very good friend would bed an ex girlfriend of mine. When she went back to his for “toast” I proclaimed victory.
She has always been a big fan of toast. He is a good friend, she was a serious girlfriend- does my abuse of insider information make me a bad man.
It won me a week’s free bowling.
August 3rd, 2003 at 5:29 pm
Damn, that makes me seem like a horrible person.
It was all out of context. It was 4am here and I was tired from being up all night drinking. Anyway, I lost the bet.
August 3rd, 2003 at 8:06 pm
I sort of had the inkling that this f*cking idiot we know as the Fuher would do something like that. I doubt it’ll pass, though. Dick Cheney’s daughter is a lesbian. I say gays should have some kind of union. They’re people too!
August 4th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
Society is throbbing with prejudice, a tiny srcratch on the surface and it comes gushing out. Usually it is provoked by some sort feeling of being threatened- nothing like a common enemy to rally a people together.
However this seems extraordinary, I can’t quite see love tearing apart the fabric of society.
We had a gay bishop “scandal” last month over here, he was overwelmed with public support but a few theological cronies managed to stir up enough controversy to make it too awkward to become reality (despite the archbishop’s support.)
August 5th, 2003 at 12:43 am
I think it was a 4 million dollar diamond in which Kobe quickly gave to his wife.
August 5th, 2003 at 5:07 pm
hahaha
Now THAT was funny. If there were such a thing as comedic timing for comments you win the prize, Don.