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Seduction Science

With classics like:

Fairy Tale #1: You’ve Got To Look Like a GQ Stud

Have you ever seen a beautiful woman with a guy that looks like he was a reject from some horror flick? Hasn’t that ever made you curious? My friend George, who is balding and overweight, looks like a cross between a Neanderthal and Homer Simpson. Yet he has a preference for long legged, athletic blondes. With techniques like the Move Duplicator I showed him, he now has two of them (and yes, they know about each other too.)

And:

Fairy Tale #3: You Just Have To Be Yourself

The worst advice someone can give you is to “be yourself”… afterall, where has just “being yourself” gotten you?

How can this program possibly steer you wrong?

Go! Transform Yourself Into a Pimp to Get Laid With Women™ now. The secrets of becoming a sexy alpha male await you.

4 Responses to “Seduction Science”

  1. barclay Says:

    this is awesome.

    “How to make all of the women in the room notice you as soon as you step in…”

    Myself, i’ve found having a theme song playing on a gettoblaster that my midget friend is holding always works wonders when i walk in the room…

  2. Terry Eaton Says:

    I used to do the midget/ghettoblaster combo but I’ve found that wearing a suit made only of bologna and a mask made of pure Wisconsin cheddar has gotten me far more attention than that midget ever did… and it feels so good against my skin.

  3. Gwendolyn Says:

    Oh yeah, baby! It is all about the bologna suit!

  4. pete Says:

    send info please

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