Panty Line
This is what was rigged between two chairs in the dining room when I arrived home from work. She made a place to dry her unmentionables after she hand-washes them—a panty line.
The panty line is far more sophisticated than the methods shown here and here and the one talked about here.
Look at you chasing down all of those links to panties.
April 24th, 2003 at 6:30 pm
Hey! That little rose colored number looks familiar … yep, those are mine! How the hell did Mrs. Monkey get my panties?
April 24th, 2003 at 10:30 pm
Rage Against the Machine are a bunch of sucky sucks, and they suck.
April 25th, 2003 at 4:57 am
Doesn’t she mind you showing her knickers in public? (Was going to say airing her dirty laundry, but it’s not dirty. Not like that, anyway.)
April 25th, 2003 at 7:15 am
I think she is desensitized to just about everything I do and say. The biggest problem she has with this photo is that I tweaked the colors so heavily in Photoshop making her coral ones pale pink and her red ones almost coral.
April 25th, 2003 at 10:47 am
“I think she is desensitized to just about everything I do and say.” - we have that here, too. Only we call it, “she doesn’t bother listening to all the shit I spout”. At least the colours were munged in PS, not in the washer…
April 25th, 2003 at 11:02 am
Ha! Those things never see the inside of a washer—each garment is carefully hand-washed with loving adoration by a team of highly-skilled, panty-washing dwarves.
April 25th, 2003 at 11:58 am
I wish I owned a dwarf.
April 25th, 2003 at 11:58 am
Oh wait…my last comment was not PC.
April 25th, 2003 at 1:09 pm
If indeed the rose colored ones belonged to Jim, may I suggest heavy sterilization?
April 25th, 2003 at 1:25 pm
PC? I’m a Mac person myself and Apple has Vern Troyer in their ads and he’s a dwarf or something. So yeah… ummm… anyone see where I sat my whiskey?
April 25th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
So what your saying is that Vern Troyer does your wife’s panties?
April 25th, 2003 at 2:39 pm
No, no, it’s a whole army of panty-washing little people—kind of like Santa’s elves but with a purpose.
April 25th, 2003 at 3:26 pm
I don’t mind my underwear being photographed. There are plenty of other pictures floating around that I could be more embarrassed about. I am quite used to it.
If only I really did have a staff of panty-washing dwarves! It would be like Christmas every day!
Jim, they are actually called Sugarplum and I will send them back to you if you want, but I doubt that you do.
April 25th, 2003 at 4:00 pm
And if you want her to send them back worn it’s gonna cost you extra!
April 25th, 2003 at 4:48 pm
How much extra?
April 25th, 2003 at 5:45 pm
Were there any dwarfs in Iraq? I think that was a big cover-up. I think Danny Glover and Susan Surandon were talking about that on the Barbara Walters special.