It’s not fair that Fred Rogers dies and [insert evil American politician’s name] is still able to draw a breath.

Recent household purchase considerations:

1. This (which we will call the 21st Century Wonder Woman)
2. This
3. And these

And that’s that.

Recently found on the ButtonMonkey hard drive:

Viscous, venomous fluid spilled freely from the fountain of treachery that her mouth had become. Lie after lie was interwoven into a flowing tapestry of deceit with which she blanketed those around her.

Hmmmm… I think I was planning on going back to that one and filling it out but I’ll just let it sit there so I can stare at it for a while.