Homeward Bound
After forty-nine days in the hospital, Mrs. Eaton is leaving the building. She lost the month of November. She missed seeing the children dress up for Halloween. She was in the hospital for Thanksgiving. While there, we caused problems, shook things up, made people angry, laughed, cried and although many times we were scared, here we are.
It would seem that although it takes a few years for a person to become an R.N., I will be expected to give Lovenox injections and setup Mrs. Eaton’s I.V. stuff with minimal training according to my insurance company. That’s right, when it comes to paying out dollars for home health care they’ll get out that medical staff with the snake wrapped around it and knight me Nurse Terry. It’s not that I can’t do it, I can. I can do the whole TPN setup. (I know more about the I.V. pump than most of the nurses taking care of my wife.) I am sure I can give an injection—I think.

December 13th, 2002 at 11:09 am
Terry,
I am so glad to read that she is going home. Maybe now that you are a nurse you are allowed to sleep at night.
December 13th, 2002 at 4:43 pm
Actually, as of last night she made herself her own nurse. She don’t need no steenking man.
December 14th, 2002 at 1:16 pm
I can hook my veins up to TPN. I can troubleshoot pump problems at 2a.m. I can shoot myself up in the stomach. I can flush my arm. If that makes me nurse as well as patient,I want paid. A lot.
December 16th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
Welcome back, Gwen.
December 16th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
Thank you. Glad to be here.
December 19th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
Yay! The QFU is back and kickin’ ass! Maybe the world is getting back to normality…..