Upon sharing this link with my wife and expecting some sort of repulsion at the very idea of using a corpse in such a manner, I was instead horrified at the following reply: “I wonder how big of a diamond you would be?”

It’s amazing what strange things you can learn in the course of a day. Each individual piece of knowledge taken in context is not necessarily all that strange; however, when you throw it all together and just let it hang out there it can be something quite different.

There are such things as nude dinner parties and nude bowling—people I know may or may not have attended them. There are clothing optional beaches not far from my house—people I know may or may not have frequented them. There are roughly nine and one half inches between the left and right nipples of people in my office—they may or may not have measured them. Photos of nipples taken in zero light with an infrared camera can appear more prevelent on different monitors—people may or may not post these photos and then later remove them at the request of the subject whose erect nipples were photographed.

See what I mean?

Is it really so wrong for a thirty year old man to have his wife sing Mary Poppins songs and rub his ass until he falls asleep? Does that in itself violate some type of matrimonial code or law of nature?

Yeah, I thought so too. So, incidentally, that… errr… may not have happened.